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'Here, try this.'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

What price beauty?

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Centurion in a Shower

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"This time lick my entire body."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Washing Massive Cup.

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Mmm

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."

More Hamptons

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"i told her to cut it chin-length, but I forgot to tell her which chin. . ."