Salon Chatter Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

The adoration of the gels.

"Absolutely not!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The quarantine self cut.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Is that a wig?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"This is all my own hair."