Salon Chatter Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

The adoration of the gels.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

The quarantine self cut.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Judge getting hair done.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"Fashion over function!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"This is all my own hair."

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Is that a wig?'