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Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

The adoration of the gels.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Absolutely not!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"He spoils them."

Bad Hair Day