Hair Stylist Fanatic T-Shirts

Reindeer using hair mouse to stick up antlers

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Two men in barber shop

Young Elvis

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."