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Pandemic Haircut

The adoration of the gels.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

A Manicure

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Being Pampered.

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"He spoils them."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Your hats off! Salon now open

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

God's Manicure.

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

Dye now, pay later!

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34