Salon Saga Enthusiast Gifts

Pandemic Haircut

The adoration of the gels.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

A Manicure

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

Being Pampered.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"He spoils them."

Your hats off! Salon now open

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Dye now, pay later!

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'My youngest provides me free mud.'