Saga Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

A dream of consequence

Free Little Library

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Ink Eraser

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'My first drink since my accident.'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Slipstream

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'