Fantasy Sagas Fan Gifts

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Beware of the Cat.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

Ether Island

Wotan with eye patch

Tiny people.

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

Virgil

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'