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Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Beware of the Cat.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

Wotan with eye patch

Tiny people.

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''