Space Saga Fan Gifts

Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so

Star Wars vs Star Trek

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

The Pink Bantha

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Fish or Cut Bait

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Wotan with eye patch

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

Serious business

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'Who believes this nonsense?'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

Two astronauts on the moon find Santa crashed into the moon surface: 'Houston, we have another problem...!'

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

"Luke, come over to the light side."

'I'm concerned that you've been spacing out.'

'What'

'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Nine

"Swag."