Space Saga Aficionados Gifts

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

NASA Special

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Oil on Mars.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"