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'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

NASA Special

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Oil on Mars.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"