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'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The Pink Bantha

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Fish or Cut Bait

NASA Special

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"