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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Wotan with eye patch

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'They come down here to smoke.'

Angel Basketball

Hand me the remote...

'God wants to see you.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Two bars—how about you?"

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'It's a conversation piece.'