Celestial Saga Fans Prints

"Swag."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Fish or Cut Bait

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Wotan with eye patch

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Angel Basketball

Heaven will look great on our r

"Two bars—how about you?"

I'm afraid of heights.

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

'God wants to see you.'

Sauron's Sore Eye

Hand me the remote...

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

'I'm afraid you've just missed him; he's having his appraisal.'