Celestial Comic Fan Prints

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'What did I say? NO PANTIES!!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"You know, you're not helping yourself."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Angel Basketball