Celestial Comic Fan Mugs

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'What did I say? NO PANTIES!!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'They come down here to smoke.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Angel Basketball

Hand me the remote...