Celestial Comic Fans Mugs

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Angel Basketball

Hand me the remote...