Saga Enthusiast Pillows

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

A dream of consequence

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Free Little Library

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Ink Eraser

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'My first drink since my accident.'

Slipstream

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Be the grass...

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."