Superhero_saga_lovers Pillows

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Why Superman flies himself

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Froh