Supernatural Lovers Pillows

Some make better deals than others.

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

Quantum Psychic

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Route 666

Ghost puddle

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Date Night

Vampire on a plane

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Demonic Repossession.