Supernatural Fiction Lover Pillows

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

A were-cow.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"What a way to go."

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Who's that painted lady?'

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)