Supernatural Stories Lover Pillows

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire on a plane

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

A were-cow.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Some make better deals than others.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 3

"Okay, who finished the brains and left the empty container?!"

"It's my family! They're free-floating in a panel with no border!"

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'