Supernatural Stories Lover Pillows

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire on a plane

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

A were-cow.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Some make better deals than others.

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"Okay, who finished the brains and left the empty container?!"

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'