Supernatural Story Lovers Pillows

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"I bless you."

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Date Night

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"What a way to go."

A were-cow.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.