Supernatural Story Lover Pillows

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Let me get this straight - you want me to short-sell your soul?'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Chicken Legs

"For God's sake! Just let him play through!"

"Spoiler alert!"

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'I'd often wondered what you did to unwind.'

"Turned up last week, keeps asking for my husband."

"The expensive shirt that my mother gave you? Are you just clumsy or is that on purpose because you never like her?"

Love at First Sight

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Vampire on a plane

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.