Supernatural Story Lover Prints

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Let me get this straight - you want me to short-sell your soul?'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Chicken Legs

"For God's sake! Just let him play through!"

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

"Spoiler alert!"

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'I'd often wondered what you did to unwind.'

"Turned up last week, keeps asking for my husband."

"The expensive shirt that my mother gave you? Are you just clumsy or is that on purpose because you never like her?"

Love at First Sight

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Ghost puddle

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Halloween Support Group

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Do I have to go out again!?"