Supernatural Series Lover Pillows

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Trial by Media

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Spoiler alert."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire on a plane

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Menopause and the City

"What a way to go."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"You put it on backward, dear."

Clownton Abbey

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"Wait! First, his attorney."