Supernatural Series Lover Pillows

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Trial by Media

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Spoiler alert."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Vampire on a plane

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"What a way to go."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"You put it on backward, dear."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"Wait! First, his attorney."