Salon Scenario Enthusiasts Gifts

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Your hats off! Salon now open

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"He spoils them."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Dye now, pay later!

Medusa gets a trim.

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Pandemic Haircut

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

'My youngest provides me free mud.'