Salon Scenario Enthusiasts Mugs

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

God's Manicure.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"He spoils them."

'That's the last straw, mister.'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Medusa gets a trim.

Dye now, pay later!

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Pandemic Haircut

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.