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Beauty technician pulls off client's skin as well as leg hair during a waxing.

The adoration of the gels.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Poky Little Pupa.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Pampered and poodled.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Marley had a little lamb

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"One blackbird pizza?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

GURLERS

Who's Dead

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.