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What price beauty?

"Oil or vinegar?"

Washing Massive Cup.

No Smoking Hair Dryer.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Three-way mirror

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Centurion in a Shower

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."