Girltalk Gifts

"Sometimes I really hate my ex-husband!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

OMG.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Proud mums.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

I think she's about to say her first word!

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

'I hate to take a problem to bed with me, but my husband refuses to sleep alone.'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

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"Table for two and a half?"

Conversation Topics and Guidelines Approved for this Area...

"Your din-din is in tintin."

Coffee Ladies