Teen Talk Gifts

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Funny Farm

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"Cool game!"