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Word up!

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

The Walking TED Talk.

the Morning Joe team.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Dr.Phil McGraw

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.'

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

When I wet the bed at my first sleepover? Worse. When I asked what they served at the bar at Josh's Bar Mitzvah? Worse. I give up. What humiliating experience did you just endure? Shudder. My mom said she's taking me bra shopping. At least you need to go bra shopping.

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'