Teen Talk Aficionado Mugs

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"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

'We're requesting a delay so my client can appear on lots of talk shows.'

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"I had to dump Herman. I didn't like his 'I invite, she pays' policy."