Teen Talk Enthusiast Mugs

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

'My mum's just given me a positive talk about sex...'

'My dad's more absent than your dad...'

'Turn that frown upside down or at least text mommy a smiley face emoticon.'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Teen's Comet

An English and French student converse.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Teenage Yoda

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Dr.Phil McGraw

Teen Owl

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'Let's not jump into this.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

Word up!

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

When are we gonna learn something from our generation and not yours?

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Too many Choices