Teen Chatterbox Gifts

'If everyone does their shopping online, the malls will close and we won't have anywhere to hang out.'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Time for Tea

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

At Gossips Anonymous...

'How's it going, Rachel?'