Cheeky Chatterbox Gifts

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

'Do you come here frequently?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Sticking out tongue

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"Your dump or mine..?"