Animal Chatterbox Gifts

Dog's hairdresser.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

Cow Gossip

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"I told you never to call me here."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Time for Tea

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"