Canine Chatterbox Gifts

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Would you stop? I'm sure they can tell you're eavesdropping."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.