Quirky Chatterbox Gifts

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"It's nice to be wanted."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I told you never to call me here."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

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