Quirky Chatterbox Pillows

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"It's nice to be wanted."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I told you never to call me here."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"