Garden Chatterbox Pillows

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I told you never to call me here."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'