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Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I told you never to call me here."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Time for Tea

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

"He's only boring at home."

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"Don't retweet this, but..."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."