Oceanic Chatterbox Pillows

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Dialogue

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I told you never to call me here."

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Social media messages

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Dog's hairdresser.

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'

Staying in touch with lots of mobile phones,

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!