Canine Chatterbox Pillows

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Would you stop? I'm sure they can tell you're eavesdropping."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I told you never to call me here."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

Social media messages

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.