Bird Chatterboxes Pillows

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

Pete's trying to groom himself"