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'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'