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'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"It's nice to be wanted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I told you never to call me here."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'