Pet Chatterbox Pillows

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Social media messages

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.