Pet Chatterbox Prints

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Social media messages

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'